BREAKING: Arrest Warrant for Pat Boone
Here's tonight's news from Comcast:
Pat Boone is a wanted man.
The legendary “Ain’t That a Shame” crooner, who scored five number one hits in the 1950s, has an arrest warrant with his name on it after missing a scheduled court appearance in connection with a recent lawsuit.
Needless to say, I have no objection to anyone wanting to throw Pat Boone in jail. It's just ironic--not to mention almost sixty years overdue-- that the warrant isn't for this:
Pat Boone is a wanted man.
The legendary “Ain’t That a Shame” crooner, who scored five number one hits in the 1950s, has an arrest warrant with his name on it after missing a scheduled court appearance in connection with a recent lawsuit.
Needless to say, I have no objection to anyone wanting to throw Pat Boone in jail. It's just ironic--not to mention almost sixty years overdue-- that the warrant isn't for this:
Labels: Pat Boone, tutti-frutti
posted by Jack McCullough at 11:14 PM
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